Santa Claus is a figure that appeared during the final Dyercentral Christmas Special sketch, a "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody.
Overview[]
Appearance[]
Santa Claus is a tall, overweight man with a long white beard. He wears a red shirt, khakis, round glasses, and a red hat with a gold trim.
Personality[]
Unlike the way he is normally portrayed, this Santa Claus is drunk, menacing, and unprofessional. He drunkenness causes him to belch and throw up often, as well as do a very poor job remembering the names of his reindeer.
Biography[]
Santa Claus stopped by Mr. Dyer's House one christmas eve night, where his drunken actions were witnessed by Rob. Due to his extreme drunkenness, he didn't leave any presents or stuff the stockings. Instead, he awkwardly gave Rob a hi-five and walked out the door, where he vomited.